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You probably do like to go out and stay in equally as much.

But you sound decisive and passionate when you pick the one you like best and state that one.

They don't have the time or patience to read a novel length snore-fest from some guy on the internet who they have absolutely no investment in.

Therefore, your goal should be to be short, sweet, and to the point--that goes for both profiles and messages.

But, more specifically...1) Be as funny as you can, as often as you can throughout your profile and in the messages you send. If you read 100 girls' profiles, you'll see some variation of the phrase, "I love to laugh" or "I love a good sense of humor" about 700 times. Be funny as much as you possibly can, but MOST IMPORTANTLY, try not to sound like you're trying too hard. It's hard to put into words guys who are obviously trying too hard; it's one of those things you can only call out when you see it. Don't sound like you're trying too hard.2) Never describe your qualities. Those are descriptions, and they are meaningless, because anybody can say them.

The alternative is to demonstrate/illustrate/show your sense of humor or your sense of adventure with a funny joke, witty line, or story about something adventurous you did. So instead of, "I have a good sense of humor," you should say something like, "If George Carlin and Mitch Hedberg had a love child, I would be the result.

Minus the whole drug addiction thing from Hedberg." Or, instead of saying, "I like adventure," you should say something like, "I went sky diving last month.

This year I'm training to climb Mount Mc Kinley." Or whatever you do that's adventurous.

Chuck Palahniuk has a good essay on how to write with engrossing detail.I'm going to give more examples of demonstrations versus descriptions, because it's really important. I WISH I WAS DEAD.'" I thought that was perfect.Say for example you want to describe yourself as "mirthful and blustery." One time, I actually read a girl's profile in which she wrote, "I'm really good at getting out of awkward conversations by saying things like ' OH GOD. It SHOWED she's "mirthful and blustery," it SHOWED she's funny, and it SHOWED she can't stand boring conversation--all in one relatively short sentence without describing herself.Concision is key.4) Don't sound like you're trying too hard or desperate. You want to sound casual, as though you're just here to meet cool new people, and if a romance blossoms from that, that's a nice bonus.And remember, you're going for whimsical and funny, so trying-too-hard phrases like "I want to meet the girl of my dreams" (unless it's in the context of a hilarious joke) do not fit that whimsical/funny persona.5) Be interesting/original.

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